Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I had to cum in my sink.
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