Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
her facebook's as public as her vagina
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Randomize
