Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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