Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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