porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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