Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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