Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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