About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I am naked and annoyed.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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