Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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