like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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