i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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