where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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