you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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