Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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