it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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