fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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