can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
