afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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