Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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