Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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