You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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