We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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