Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I don't think brook has ever known best
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Are we still banned from the library?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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