just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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