So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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