Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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