This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Randomize
