You're so nebulous sometimes
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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