try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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