I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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