Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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