Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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