Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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