is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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