David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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