So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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