Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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