May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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