you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The uberlube is also flammable
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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