Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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