problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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