i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
