Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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