Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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