Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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