good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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