i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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