he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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