Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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