i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
operation harelip BJ is a go
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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