what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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