Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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