why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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